Character: Freddie

- Your hair wants to be like mine.
The hair is not endowed with feelings and can't dream of.

Right car accident - not tear his eyes.

- Could you carry these bags?
- No. I told you, my arms ache. To push you every night for 50 years a bad impact on my health.

I want to spend time with you, just in different rooms.

- Have you filmed already a lot of time.
- All because I'm in a transitional age.
Your puberty lasts for 30 years.

- I am in great shape. People always stare at my ass.
Because she sagged to the ground.

- How are you OK after yesterday?
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Why didn't you just played Santa Claus?
And how the hell is that, Stuart? He's a man, quite a three-dimensional. It is my duty to play the truth.
- So true that it needs to be Jolly. Not suicidal.
He lives in stress. He has to deliver billions of gifts in one night! It was a different view of the role. If the audience did not understand it, that's not my fault. They behaved like children.
- It was the children!

- As I see it, your mom's not here yet, Stuart.
- No.
- You will hear creaking open the gates of hell when she comes.

Yes, you twisted my hips with the amplitude of the dancer's Samba!

Since, as a lesbian polls ceased to be flat neskladushka, it all became a complete mess.

It is very rude to disturb attractive people!

Now, maybe we should exchange gifts?
Yes. My that I supported you for 49 years. What did you get me?
- A burial plot. I hope that soon you will use it.

I aged five years just for that night, when he went with you in the same taxi!

- The one who was flirting with me shamelessly?
- No, this is a man who actually exists.