Character: Dougal McGuire



- Oh, Ted, look. The car dent.
- Where?
- Here, Ted.
- My God, where did it come from?
- Probably, after you hit that on the bike.
- Don't mention that to Dougal.
№ 190025   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:18
- Dougal, you know God in a dream, you can pray.
- Truth, Ted?
Yeah, so you're thanking him for a tiring day.
- My God, there's so many ways to praise God, Yes, Ted? Remember, you told me that you can praise him just by leaving the room?
- A good way, Yes!
№ 181650   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 08:47
Ted, you wouldn't believe! Clint Eastwood has been arrested for a crime he didn't... No, wait. This is about the film.
№ 181646   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 08:47
- Must be great to be famous. You know what's good to be famous? People listen to what you tell them. And I have something to say.
- What about your sermon? People listen to you.
- No, Dougal. I'm talking about people who I respect.
№ 181644   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 08:47
- I fell in love with Eurovision, Ted.
- Yes?
- God, I love the Eurovision song contest. I can't wait. What time is it?
- Half a second.
- Half past one? And the contest starts..?
In may.
№ 181641   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 08:47