Character: Leland Stottlemeyer



- He said, "Leland, I learned everything."
- This is bad.
And he smiled all the time.
That's really bad.
№ 44425   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:18
- She changed her name, moved to Nordic, rented an apartment in the basement and started to work illegally.
- By whom?
- Do the oldest job in the world.
- Became a stonemason?
- No, a prostitute.
№ 44423   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:18
- Use my car or your plane invisible?
- He's Wonder woman.
№ 44422   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:18
- Now you go to the bar "Pasture" on pearl street near the bridge. There will order to drink whiskey.
I don't drink.
Today drink.
№ 44421   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:18
Randy, I don't aroundi!
№ 17192   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:21
Great work, sir!
- Randy, don't be too surprised.
- I'm not surprised. I'm awestruck... Awestruck.
- It is not necessary. That's an order.
- You have been told not to fear?
- Better to wait there and not Blagoeva.
№ 17191   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:21
Is Honda. He's with me. I figured I'd have to restrain the crowd.
- Mr. monk, it's not a real COP, but a stripper.
I don't think so.
- Did you see his badge? It says, "Officer please".
- Yes?
- Monk, he from his belt dollars sticking out.
I thought he just lost his wallet...
№ 17190   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:21
- Logger. Missing a lumberjack with nine fingers...
- Played the violin.
- To make the list?
- Of course. See to the paper enough.
№ 17189   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:20
I think he killed a man.
- Have you seen this?
- Yes, I was under anesthesia.
Randy, once under anesthesia, I took your mustache for a Chipmunk.
- I was once a green lantern...
№ 14159   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:15
- The boy did not speak.
Maybe he hates the police?
- Maybe he was 2 years old!
№ 13997   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:07