TV series: Monk (Monk)



The boss made me attend "anger Management" and it infuriates me!
№ 256509   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:04
Do you think Adrian?
Of fire.
- Are you afraid of fire? I have good news for you...
And height.
And height? So today is your lucky day...
And microbes, and pins, milk, crowds, spiders, sand...
- Long list. You lived in darkness.
- Yes, and dark too. Elevators, earthquakes, fungi, tigers, boats...
№ 44426   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:18
- He said, "Leland, I learned everything."
- This is bad.
And he smiled all the time.
That's really bad.
№ 44425   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:18
- Beets. Beets.
- You don't love her.
- Love.
- Since when?
- Since this morning.
№ 44424   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:18
- She changed her name, moved to Nordic, rented an apartment in the basement and started to work illegally.
- By whom?
- Do the oldest job in the world.
- Became a stonemason?
- No, a prostitute.
№ 44423   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:18
- Use my car or your plane invisible?
- He's Wonder woman.
№ 44422   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:18
- Now you go to the bar "Pasture" on pearl street near the bridge. There will order to drink whiskey.
I don't drink.
Today drink.
№ 44421   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:18
- Has anyone ever died from insomnia?
Mm... No.
- Then I'll be the first.
№ 44420   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:18
- I was once threatened. At the meeting, hit me with a microphone.
- He is a nudist! For them, it's very common. They hit people with microphones.
№ 44419   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:17
Officer, pssh.
- POTUS?
- Check Your Fly.
№ 44418   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:17
How can you not be able to use a cell phone? How do you operate?
№ 30066   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:51
- It says "Specify phobia", but this is only 5 lines.
- Write on the other side.
- I need another sheet.
№ 30065   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:51
- Relax. What are you afraid of?
Actually the list is quite long...
№ 17195   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:21
The policeman would not eat big clue!
№ 17194   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:21
Yesterday the school for the blind has sent me a woman to teach me how to navigate. She wanted I counted the steps from door to sidewalk. I said, "Honey, I think they are for five years. 44".
№ 17193   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:21