nudism [Theme]

They say that soon the US will see the edited version of the Bible. It will begin like this: "in the Beginning was the word. And the word is tolerance... And God said "let there be a rainbow!" and there was a rainbow!.."
The first people in the world are Adam and... Adam. And one white, the other black, since God "created man in his image and likeness".
But the snake instead of the Apple will offer a hamburger: Apple is the Apple is hidden. The first Chapter is over the fact that God banish Adam and Adam from Paradise, and they will serve him in the day of judgment for infringement of the rights of nudists.

Business generally is a very tedious thing. If someone has the word "business" in mind there are some innovations, he's an idiot and should kill yourself.

Grandfather Kirillich accidentally hitting the beach with nudists, understand the meaning of the expression "necessity is the mother of invention".

Hi, I'm a nudist beach.
- And why in his underwear?
- Today we have a masquerade ball!

If you come to Sochi beach and saw naked women, not in a hurry to undress, somewhere near roam naked men!

Yesterday two drunken wrestlers turned an ordinary beach into a Nude.

- I was once threatened. At the meeting, hit me with a microphone.
- He is a nudist! For them, it's very common. They hit people with microphones.

Son, you need to cover up, and then my old lady gonna have a heart attack.