Mikhail Zadornov. Provocative reading (№ 344611)

They say that soon the US will see the edited version of the Bible. It will begin like this: "in the Beginning was the word. And the word is tolerance... And God said "let there be a rainbow!" and there was a rainbow!.."
The first people in the world are Adam and... Adam. And one white, the other black, since God "created man in his image and likeness".
But the snake instead of the Apple will offer a hamburger: Apple is the Apple is hidden. The first Chapter is over the fact that God banish Adam and Adam from Paradise, and they will serve him in the day of judgment for infringement of the rights of nudists.