Book: Provocative reading



If you fell into a river infested with crocodiles, don't worry: for dinner you certainly will not be late.
№ 345181   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 19:28
On the may day demonstration policies of the "United Russia" opened the heart:
"It all depends on what will be our members".
№ 345180   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 19:27
Canteen menu: "Beef on the menu. In curry sauce". Just think about it: beef on the menu!
№ 345176   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 19:23
The smell from my childhood - the world's most powerful time machine.
№ 345175   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 19:22
Strangely, when the head aches, those who do not.
№ 345174   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 19:21
American statue of Liberty would be more true to their name, if this woman with raised hand and shouted: "Free cash!"
№ 345173   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 19:20
On the broken destiny gypsum is not imposed.
№ 345172   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 19:19
More and more convinced that the laws of the subtle worlds does not apply to people with thick wallets.
№ 345171   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 19:18
The cynic sees all the price tag.
№ 345170   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 19:17
All my big plans for the weekend covered with a soft blanket.
№ 345169   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 19:16
Know why more Americans don't fly to the moon? They made sure there is no oil.
№ 345168   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 19:15
Murphy's law: when you need to go to the hospital, always weekends or holidays.
№ 345149   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 18:20
I've always wondered how to dress our men. Go, happens, in the province and meet a guy in a t-shirt with inscription "I love New York!". You can imagine the new Yorker t-shirt with an inscription "I love Bugulma!"?
№ 345148   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 18:19
Still paper books better than electronic. In the e-book will never find the cash stash!
№ 345147   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 18:18
The smartphone has almost everything: Internet, camera, flashlight, thousands of apps...
Smartphone my childhood was a Swiss knife!
№ 345141   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 18:12