KVN team: Triode and Diode

- Masha, well, you like a little? You thirty five years!
- Thirty-six!
- What's today?
- Sixteenth.
- U e-e!..

- Who's there?
- One hundred grams!
I see there is all five.
- Come on, Zing, it's me, your husband, open the door.
- My husband was missing.
- Do not understand!
I morgue, every hospital phoned - he's gone! My husband has gone missing!
What am I supposed? Right here, in front of the door, on the rug to sleep?!
- And what do you care which side the door on a Mat to sleep?

One of you Pedro? By the way - well done, do not hide!

On the shelves of the city appeared mineral water "Morning zapadlo". "Morning eve" - opened with a corkscrew.

After Paul broke the corkscrew Kohl's - teeth, and Dima - finger, the girls stop off and began to drink vodka.

- So Andrew, are You planning to enroll in our music school?
Yes.
- You hearing there?
- Well, we're somehow engaged in a dialogue...

- Do you understand why I have ten years of sitting at home and not go to work?
- No...
- So you always know where I am, my love.

I think in school "work" is completely useless!
- Fly suit - that is useless!

While Nikita Dzhigurda under Windows the hospital asked my wife Who gave birth to another 20 women, and nearly gave birth to the doctor.

Yesterday at the disco was detained Hmayak Hakobyan. He had found 2 grams simsalabim and boxes chalimbana.

All the will of God. Deacon Anatoly whole winter drove on bald tires.

Few know, but in the workshop for the production of glue "Moment", everything is always rosy and positive atmosphere.

Grandfather Kirillich accidentally hitting the beach with nudists, understand the meaning of the expression "necessity is the mother of invention".

That Katia entered the Moscow state University, first learned of father is a trucker.