KVN team: Guys from Baku

If you come to Sochi beach and saw naked women, not in a hurry to undress, somewhere near roam naked men!

When crossing the border, was detained N. On the question of the border guard he answered that he was a Ghost and just wanted to wander through Europe.

Excuse me, are you Azeri?
- No, but also a very decent man!

- You heard, the Sochi police never get AIDS!
- Why?
- Yes, no one loves them!

During the festival in the centre of Sochi, was detained a citizen of N, which is speculated wine, cigarettes and your body.
- All subjects of speculation confiscated and donated to local councils...

Money wander around Europe, the money of the Communists...

Still, residents are much more honest than the people of Baku. We still call the Caspian sea, and they have long Black!

- Why the Azeris are dark?
- To hide underneath your head light!

- Why ever not cap off?
- Now so much talk about the brain drain, I'm afraid, Yes!

Is the most criminal country in the world is Japan!
- Why Japan?
- The fact that every resident of this country in my childhood was "Jap"!

Finally, the Azerbaijani doctors have learned to do artificial respiration "mouth to mouth".
- And before that they did not know how?
- Yes...before they were carried away...

- Bahram, but the Azerbaijanis are good people or evil?
- Good!
Sure?
Yeah, wouldn't be good for such a question would kill!

I look at the Moscow market and think: my God, it is what the brain drain from Azerbaijan!

In Baku opened the world's largest small enterprise under the name of "Tawfiq Rafiq, and Fig"!