Character: Tito Torrisi



- Look, here is a scoundrel, rascal, a shameless liar and even a little bit killer poisoner. I'm an honest lawyer, wise and kind man. In your opinion, who of the two of us have to die?
You.
Why?
- I hate lawyers.
№ 316374   Added Viker 07-02-2018 / 10:17
- So give up? Return to Florence?
- Yes, but I'm still happy because in these adventures finally found...
- Me?
- No, the riddle you couldn't solve.
№ 316373   Added Viker 07-02-2018 / 10:17
- So give up? Return to Florence?
- Yes, but I'm still happy because in these adventures finally found...
- Me?
- No, the riddle you couldn't solve.
№ 316372   Added MegaMozg 07-02-2018 / 10:17
- Tell me, Tito, but you never fell in love with his client?
Never.
- So, is it your first time?
- Yes, for the first time... That first time?! I'm telling you - never!
- What are you pushing me under the table?
[Looks under the table and see how the horse's hoof gently pushes the leg Marie]
- Oh, you're a pimp!
№ 316371   Added Viker 07-02-2018 / 10:16
Clever, guessed without a clue, although I'm told.
№ 316370   Added Viker 07-02-2018 / 10:16
We all die, sooner or later, right, counselor?
- Of course. However, better late than early.
№ 316369   Added Viker 07-02-2018 / 10:16
- I need help.
- It's not me.
- But you're a lawyer, I'll pay you.
- It's eight o'clock, my work day is over. I'm not here. So you can see me, but I'm not. Therefore, I can't hear you. You understand me? Though, as you could understand, if not me? [after the failure of Tito, Emilia Marie offers to spend the night there and they're going to leave] Emilia what's the matter? Are you going? A copy of the Protocol? Have you forgotten? I want to make a copy of each piece of paper.
- Not forgotten, but it was eight o'clock - my work day is over. At least you can see, but I'm not, so I can't hear you. Make your copy.
№ 316367   Added Viker 07-02-2018 / 10:16
- Where is your husband?
- There it goes.
- Which?
- That tall, in bright jacket. Handsome man, right?
- Similar to artichoke.
№ 316364   Added Viker 07-02-2018 / 10:15
You're a good fellow.
- Good. If I had friends they would be confirmed.
№ 316363   Added Viker 07-02-2018 / 10:15
- Podkinesh, I'm going to wear.
What?
- Get dressed, I'll give you the lift.
№ 316362   Added Viker 07-02-2018 / 10:15
- Wait, I beg you, you're Italian, and my father was Italian. Help me out here, maybe I will, if you will heal now. My husband is terminally ill.
- Don't touch me. Suddenly his disease is contagious.
Quote Explanation: Tito got an extra plane ticket to a neighboring place, and Mary asks him to give her a ticket.
№ 316361   Added Viker 07-02-2018 / 10:15
- I need to fly this flight.
- 'll take the next one... Or previous one.
№ 187080   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 12:20
Do we know?
- No.
- How you dare to address me?
№ 187079   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 12:20