Character: Abe Simpson Abe Simpson



- I can't live in the real world.
- This is the real world?! Hallelujah! I'm still alive! Now I'm going to cherish every moment, except those that aren't as good as before.... that is all.... somebody kill me now...
The Simpsons (The Simpsons) Abe Simpson Abe Simpson
hopelessness
№ 94637   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 22:56
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Make my day. Or at least not much destroy.
The Simpsons (The Simpsons) Abe Simpson Abe Simpson
ironic quotesjoy
№ 86632   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 15:51
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- Homer is not a Communist. Maybe he's a liar, a fool, a Communist, but he is not a porn star!
The Simpsons (The Simpsons) Abe Simpson Abe Simpson
2 Season 7 Series
№ 63194   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 17:21
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- As far as I remember, we always had a dog...
- I do not remember any dogs!
- Who are you?!
- If I knew...
Quote Explanation: a conversation between two pensioners
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№ 54207   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:56
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- Death! Death! Here it is!
- Grandpa, this is Maggie.
The Simpsons (The Simpsons) Lisa Simpson Lisa Simpson Abe Simpson Abe Simpson
№ 16289   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 20:23
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- If you're going to grumble, we'll send you in a nursing home.
- I'm already there.
- Then we'll send you to the bad nursing home.
- I'll be good.
The Simpsons (The Simpsons) Abe Simpson Abe Simpson
№ 14279   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:22
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