Character: Sykes



Yes, I went through the valley of the shadow of death and feared no evil because I'm the coolest motherfucker in this goddamn valley.
№ 293097   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2017 / 00:18
- What are working conditions?
How about 10 percent?
- Well, very liberally.
- Take 10, I - 90.
- No, never!
- Listening to you.
- You were 15!
- 70.
- 20!
- 75!
- You climbed back up?!
- Fifty-fifty!
- Happy?
- No! Happy?
- No!
- GO!
№ 282770   Added MegaMozg 13-04-2017 / 10:37
- I called you, look in the eyes, explain so... what, what?
What?
- What??
Nothing, you first said "what"!
Yeah I didn't say "what"! You asked "what"!
- No, you said "what, what" and I you "what"!
- I said "what what" "what what"!
№ 220645   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 10:47
- And to learn to drive? asked the Bully.
- Never, never! - said dad. - I was born for the role of passenger.
№ 191145   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:04
- What do you think, to save the world is to sacrifice their own well-being and peanut butter?
- If there is nothing more is not worth it!
№ 191134   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:03