Book: Trap for wizards

You, down there! - put teacher's voice, she thundered in anger. - Yes, you, dyed blonde with a rifle! I'm talking to you! Come on, stop it, okay? Here two of my children, and I will not tolerate this outrage! Ashamed! Not to go off!

- And to learn to drive? asked the Bully.
- Never, never! - said dad. - I was born for the role of passenger.

That's the thing with family life. Even in the family all hate each other cruel hatred, but that makes the relatives to stick together.

Disaster, at least you know what's weighty words: "My dad's a writer"? As they sound!
- "Toilet" is too weighty.

Writers somehow believe that from time to time they are supposed to make a witty phrase.

The person should be taken exactly for what it can handle, and not to be greedy.

- What do you think, to save the world is to sacrifice their own well-being and peanut butter?
- If there is nothing more is not worth it!