Character: Fred

- What is wrong with you? It's like you're from the funeral came back.
Your son left my daughter.
- What are you talking about?
They boarded the plane to fly to Polynesia, and right there on the ramp, he stopped and announced he was in love with another woman.
- Went into a loop straight off the plane.
- How is deep thought! Yes, you are the master of metaphors!

Youth (Youth) Mick Fred

№ 228693 Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:32

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Do you remember Gilda?
Movie?
- No. Gilda Black. We were both in love.
- Gilda Black. What are you suddenly remembered it? It was a hundred years ago.
Yes. And the feeling like yesterday. I would have given twenty years of life, to sleep with her.
- It would be a very stupid thing to do. Gilda black is not worth twenty years of your life. It's not worth one day.
- Why? You slept with her?
What? What did you say?
- You heard me. Sixty years ago you swore you didn't sleep with her out of respect for my love. Now you're singing in new ways.
- Listen, I have to admit.
- So, listen.
- A real tragedy, and believe me, it's just a tragedy that I don't even remember if I've slept with Gilda black.
Are you serious?
I swear!

Youth (Youth) Mick Fred

№ 228692 Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:31

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- Oh yeah! Wanted to let you know that the French write every day. They want you to write a memoir. What do I do with them?
- Want to let.

Youth (Youth) Lina Fred

№ 228690 Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:31

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- Did you write today?
Twice. Four drops. And you?
Also. More or less.
- More or less?
Less.

Quote Explanation: the elderly suffer from prostatitis

Youth (Youth) Mick Fred

№ 228689 Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:31

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