Character: Mick



- What is wrong with you? It's like you're from the funeral came back.
Your son left my daughter.
- What are you talking about?
They boarded the plane to fly to Polynesia, and right there on the ramp, he stopped and announced he was in love with another woman.
- Went into a loop straight off the plane.
- How is deep thought! Yes, you are the master of metaphors!
№ 228693   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:32
Do you remember Gilda?
Movie?
- No. Gilda Black. We were both in love.
- Gilda Black. What are you suddenly remembered it? It was a hundred years ago.
Yes. And the feeling like yesterday. I would have given twenty years of life, to sleep with her.
- It would be a very stupid thing to do. Gilda black is not worth twenty years of your life. It's not worth one day.
- Why? You slept with her?
What? What did you say?
- You heard me. Sixty years ago you swore you didn't sleep with her out of respect for my love. Now you're singing in new ways.
- Listen, I have to admit.
- So, listen.
- A real tragedy, and believe me, it's just a tragedy that I don't even remember if I've slept with Gilda black.
Are you serious?
I swear!
№ 228692   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:31
- Did you write today?
Twice. Four drops. And you?
Also. More or less.
- More or less?
Less.
Quote Explanation: the elderly suffer from prostatitis
№ 228689   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:31
Is dad really not tell about the Queen? And about her request to play "Simple Melody" in London, and about his refusal?
- Not a word.
- A strange kind of friendship you.
Weird? Why? It is a good friendship. Good friend, you tell only the good. And this episode from a different category.
Quote Explanation: "Simple melodies" is a musical work, and dad Lina - conductor
№ 228688   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:31
And you know, I realized something, Fred. People are beautiful or ugly, and those who are in the middle, just cute.
№ 228680   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:31
What about when the only thing that can save your life, makes this life unbearable?
№ 31327   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 10:46
What happens if you send to the desert of the vampire? Minus one vampire.
№ 31326   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 10:46
It is not that we are vampires or people. The only thing is, what we were feeling. Here and now.
№ 31325   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 10:46
To sleep in a coffin - is a fiction. I sleep in the freezer. By the way, pizza with garlic is delicious, but sometimes it spoils the date. If to splash me with Holy water, I get wet. The crucifix?! Yes, please, if you think it's hot. Yeah, I definitely can't turn into a bat. Although that would be cool...
№ 31317   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 10:46
Mick, I can't take it anymore.
- Bette!
- What I was wearing when we met?
- Jeans, striped shirt, beige jacket...
- What about the shoes?
- You were barefoot.
- You remember it all? Why?
- Because I love you.
№ 31315   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 10:46
When she's in my arms, it seems that everything could happen. But monsters do not exist "happily ever after".
№ 31314   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 10:46
Sixty years without a touch - is very difficult, but necessary. Because it is difficult to reconcile with the idea that will seem to someone a monster.
№ 31311   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 10:46