Character: Hotel Manager



Night porter Hillard! I learned, certainly not from you that in the hotel at night was to go and see the police. Celebrate the arrival of the police.
Sir, the police was in 2H., 3h., 4h. for a long time and hanging around in the bar. In the backyard was shot. Mr. numbers 5 says that he stole 80 cents and a pack of cigarettes.
Night porter Hilliard! Stolen much more. Per night cleared a few rooms, including my own. You have been hired to ensure that such cases do not occur.
Quote Explanation: foreign literature No. 10, 1979
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- What is it?
It's a cocktail. Try it!
- And it's not strong?
- What you you like it!
- What do you think, is it drinkable? [trying] No, nothing! You know, this reminds tooth drop!
№ 217546   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:19
- ... Excuse me, but how many children do you have?
- We have five children.
- Must have your children bring you a lot of joy?
- I'm beginning to suspect that you're childless!
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- You could tell by looking at my wife that she is the mother of five children and grandmother of ten grandchildren?
Oh no, I just can't believe it!
And I can't believe it, because fifty years passed like one day!..
- Well, it probably only happens when people are truly happy.
№ 217544   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:19
Mr Sanders, you are very cute!
Thank you, this is my profession!
№ 217530   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:18