Performance: Then — silence...
A man usually marries the girl he is in love. If it is a decent girl - he just got lucky. And if you are not decent? Well, he's still already married to her... I knew a great guy, they married these girls, who made everything, well, maybe except murder. And the unknown! And in the end, you is not small, and should understand that good behavior does nothing, but a dull evening at home.
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Viker 19-07-2018 / 13:55
There are a lot of different children, including the bad. In the end, someone has to bring up and bad.
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Viker 19-07-2018 / 13:55
She says that I do not need glasses. The bark is a wise woman, she said that world events will occur regardless of whether I read about them in Newspapers or don't read...
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Viker 19-07-2018 / 13:55
- What is it?
It's a cocktail. Try it!
- And it's not strong?
- What you you like it!
- What do you think, is it drinkable? [trying] No, nothing! You know, this reminds tooth drop!
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:19
- ... Excuse me, but how many children do you have?
- We have five children.
- Must have your children bring you a lot of joy?
- I'm beginning to suspect that you're childless!
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:19
- You could tell by looking at my wife that she is the mother of five children and grandmother of ten grandchildren?
Oh no, I just can't believe it!
And I can't believe it, because fifty years passed like one day!..
- Well, it probably only happens when people are truly happy.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:19
Mr Sanders, you are very cute!
Thank you, this is my profession!
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:18
