Character: Max Grinders Egorov

- Max, I'm a little shield for all these years? You got me a little shame? Remember how in second grade you with the Weinstein went to look for the North pole? And you were caught at the bus stop in Kaluga.
- And I am sure that we would get to the North Pole.

- Never thought will meet you in the tearful melodrama.
- Actually I am very tearful and very melodramatic, give me a handkerchief!

Girls are evil like the Teletubbies with a hangover!

Help! He sang two glasses! Help!

Fast train Andrei Mikhailovich Trofimov late for fifty minutes! Kate, I think your brother can watch to compare. Before throwing them away.

Who knocked you around? What do the school say?
- I would say that we're walking, and then we were attacked by three thugs.
- No, there were five of them.
- Seven, the two of you haven't noticed, they stood lookout. And here I first! Second!
And I third! Fourth!
- Yes, without you I ten failed!

- Quote can be anything, if only the quote was to the place.
- So imagine a place in which you want to insert a quote!

- I'm a man with a capital "H".
- You are a man with a capital "K": Clown.