Character: John Spartan



You know what... no toilet paper?
In the twentieth century used a soft toilet paper. Haha.
- I am very glad that amused you. But where it must lie, I found three seashells...
- You don't know what to do with shells? Haha. Um, Yes, indeed, it can be puzzling.
What the hell do these fucking shells...
- John Spartan. You are fined two credits for violation of the moral norms of oral speech.
Thank you, fucking freak. Fuck a dog. Smelly goat. Son of a bitch. Jerk.
- John Spartan. You are fined five credits for violation of...
- Here! And shells don't need! I'll be back in two minutes...
№ 321973   Added MegaMozg 03-04-2018 / 22:32
- Is there a salt?
- It is forbidden because is harmful.
- Look, I'm surprised by the behavior of Cocteau said that I saved his precious life, and all my reward is dinner and dance at "Pizza hut". I don't mind a piece of pizza, but...
- I hear in your words irony, but "Pizza hut" the only restaurant firm, the survivor in the war for the privilege.
- And it is that restaurant?!
№ 321971   Added MegaMozg 03-04-2018 / 22:30
- Oh, God! It's fantastic. You should try it. [eating a Burger]
- Don't ask them where the meat in it.
- Huxley, what do you mean?
- Have you seen cows?
- A rat? [the saleswoman in Spanish] Que es este carne?
Este carne es de rata!
- Rats? That is chrisburgess? Well. At least, this is the best Burger I've eaten in recent years.
- Oh, God! This is fantastic. You must try one.
- Just don't ask them where the meat comes from.
- Huxley, what's that supposed to mean?
- Do you see any cows around here, detective?
- Que es este carne?
Este carne es de rata.
- Rat? This is a rat burger? Not bad. Matter of fact this is the best burger I've had in years.
№ 321968   Added MegaMozg 03-04-2018 / 22:27
I refuse to understand the world. In the bathroom some three seashells...
№ 321965   Added MegaMozg 03-04-2018 / 22:24
- Here cool or I think...
- Decided to continue from where you had hidden in the ice? Yes, you would not have saved, they were cold... Colder than ice cream... I sat on thirty-six years with a smile on my face, because their death is attributed to you.
Quote Explanation: This sentence John said to the Phoenix, when captured him and released the hostages are already dead.
№ 321964   Added MegaMozg 03-04-2018 / 22:23
We're not in the Wild West, right? But even they had their own laws. Criminal to oppress people! People are forced to go to extremes when they want to eat.
№ 321962   Added MegaMozg 03-04-2018 / 22:21
One should not be afraid to get her hands dirty, doing physical labor, while others are more likely to wash them. Here is the answer to the question of how to live.
№ 321961   Added MegaMozg 03-04-2018 / 22:20
I'm starting to like the future.
- After you've ruined everything?
№ 227382   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:36
To catch a maniac, maniac need another!
№ 227381   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:36
- Finish this guy!
- The ending! Let's finish this guy!
№ 227375   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:36
You'll regret it for the rest of my life... that is two more seconds.
№ 227364   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:35
- Well, self-control, our Cocteau! Simon Phoenix will have a hard time! He knows where the crabs spend the night! There was KOs...
- We have found a cut diamond, what.
- Got it! Winter, winter, what.
№ 227361   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:35
It seems that You are alone, John Spartan? But it's not so different, want to listen to the radio "Retro"?
Is the most popular station in the city. They're playing a short ditty. You called them is.
[Lenina, Alfredo, and sing along with the advertising of sausages]
Put me back in the freezer.
№ 227359   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:35
- How you could destroy a mini-market value of seven million, to rescue the girl, which asked for a total of twenty-five thousand?
- Fuck you! [girl journalist]
- Excellent answer!
Quote Explanation: John Spartan is on the hands of the rescued girl, for which demanded a ransom, and journalist trying to interview.
№ 227354   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:35