Character: Jon
- How do you like this alfonsez? Three months living at my expense. Three months it sing, feed, educate, and this becomes a gigolo in the third position, that comrade pretty! One of two things: either you'll go to the flower garden and bring to the evening light, or you are automatically off from among shareholders-concessionaires. I count to five. Yes or no? Again...
- Yes!!!
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MegaMozg 10-06-2018 / 17:05
- You know, I performance like.
- Are you serious?
- No, not all are equally good. Not all straight. But the main thing is the chairs are safe!
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MegaMozg 10-06-2018 / 00:10
- You feel dizzy.
- No...
- In vain. The pursuit of chairs is in the final stage.
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MegaMozg 10-06-2018 / 00:06
- And why there's no curtain?
- Are looking for.
- Looking for curtain?
Not only curtain, they are generally in search of.
- Well, you know, in my opinion, they have no decorations, well we were free, but the person who paid the money...
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MegaMozg 09-06-2018 / 23:07
Drink vodka - will disperse!
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MegaMozg 09-06-2018 / 14:05
- How much are the cucumbers?
Penny.
- Give... Two!
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MegaMozg 05-06-2018 / 19:13
It's robbery in broad daylight.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 15:19
This may-mischievous child, it may-magician fresh blows her webs!
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 12:12
Never, never has Vorobyaninov held out not his hands!
Oh, You're not stretched out his hands?!
- Do not pull!
- So stretch the legs, you old idiot!
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 03:22
Monsieur, do not mange pas ICI jour. Z geben Mir Bitte etvas kopeck auf dem stockpot. Lord, do not Mangin pas... SIS jour. Gentlemen, give something on subsistence to the former MP... former cadet party, former State Duma!
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 23:38
