Character: Moist background Lipwig
When you look at me like that, I'm sorry, I'm not a goodie...
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MegaMozg 07-05-2018 / 11:10
It was the best kiss of those that happened in my life.
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MegaMozg 07-05-2018 / 11:08
- Do you want to go for a ride?
- I hardly know you...
- Well I, in General, on this count!
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MegaMozg 07-05-2018 / 10:04
Is a bad habit, you know... [about Smoking]
- Maybe I like bad habits?
- Maybe I'll get used to it?
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MegaMozg 07-05-2018 / 10:02
- Good morning, sir, my name is trooper. Today I am your executioner, sir. Don't worry, sir, I hanged hundreds of people, so that soon we will part ways.
That's what concerns me.
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MegaMozg 07-05-2018 / 03:06
Never promise to do your best. Facilities can make anyone. You need to promise the impossible, because sometimes the impossible is possible if to find the right way or, at least, to expand the boundaries of the possible. And if you lose, well, because you took up the impossible task.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 21:32
A good suit is a great help in any case. The sweet words ring hollow if you're torn pants.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 21:32
Steal five dollars and you will be called a petty thief. But if you steal thousands, then there's one of two things: either you are a government or a hero.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 21:31