Movie: Going Postal (Going Postal)

The tide turned a noble, as fish said to the man with the nucleus, bound to the leg.

You must write everything down. It is impossible to conceal, if not remember where you left them.

But that's exploitation! The trust Golems won't have it!
- You don't understand, we are working voluntarily.
- Voluntarily!? This is the worst form of exploitation!

When you look at me like that, I'm sorry, I'm not a goodie...

It was the best kiss of those that happened in my life.

- Do you want to go for a ride?
- I hardly know you...
- Well I, in General, on this count!

Boris, today, you behaved very badly. And you know what happens to those who behave badly!

Is a bad habit, you know... [about Smoking]
- Maybe I like bad habits?
- Maybe I'll get used to it?

- If we're late for Vetinari, we will have problems...
- Oh-Oh-Oh! Remind me to take scared.

- Good morning, sir, my name is trooper. Today I am your executioner, sir. Don't worry, sir, I hanged hundreds of people, so that soon we will part ways.
That's what concerns me.

Have you ever been told you were beautiful when you think about violence?

In order to see a brighter tomorrow, we must first survive in the darkness of night.

When the Bank goes bankrupt, starving, not bankers.

Presenting the soul to any God that can find it.