Character: Boris Natanovich

— Before I married again, resolutely I say. — I'm afraid that there will be many disappointments.
— And do not worry — soothes the third Granny. — Disappointment will still be an order of magnitude more than you think. So relax and get ready for the inevitable.

"So," solemnly and loudly said vanilla - now young will be testing for compatibility in terms of living together. The test first - called "Stash". You know that in Russian villages women have their husbands take the salary...
Not only in Russian! - cried papule and immediately received from mamulki elbow. And quiet uncle Solomon, whom I always loved, for some reason began to cry.

"Ah," sighed mummy, - for every woman marriage is a Golden cage.
- Well, Mammy, do you have it in gold, said paulika, carefully send in your mouth have a side of toast baked with cheese. - Many other it is generally steel. And some even cast - iron.

- Well, - there papule lost his head and began to pull out from the pants belt - take off your pants! I'll show you how to father things to say!
- Many men who arrogantly said I would give ten years of his life only to see me without pants. And you want me to be here so soon and took?