Book: Notes of the bride of the programmer

People's court judge the people's control of traditional methods.

Kids! Yes take as much as you want! If only you were happy and healthy! Daddy only works for you-it was still good! You need the stopper to take a thousand! Need five hundred dollars — take five! Yes, even one hundred dollars — take it all! Get in the drawer under the computer and take!

Still, it is hard with these guys. While they are in the right direction will push the whole language to erase you.

— Before I married again, resolutely I say. — I'm afraid that there will be many disappointments.
— And do not worry — soothes the third Granny. — Disappointment will still be an order of magnitude more than you think. So relax and get ready for the inevitable.

Daughter! - whined dad. - Maybe I'd better tell you - what have kids and computers you will study with somebody else?

"So," solemnly and loudly said vanilla - now young will be testing for compatibility in terms of living together. The test first - called "Stash". You know that in Russian villages women have their husbands take the salary...
Not only in Russian! - cried papule and immediately received from mamulki elbow. And quiet uncle Solomon, whom I always loved, for some reason began to cry.

What a way - to bring everything under some kind of database and to act exclusively under the influence of reason, not feelings? What we do in this sense, if we with them, can't make decisions?

"Ah," sighed mummy, - for every woman marriage is a Golden cage.
- Well, Mammy, do you have it in gold, said paulika, carefully send in your mouth have a side of toast baked with cheese. - Many other it is generally steel. And some even cast - iron.

- Well, - there papule lost his head and began to pull out from the pants belt - take off your pants! I'll show you how to father things to say!
- Many men who arrogantly said I would give ten years of his life only to see me without pants. And you want me to be here so soon and took?

Once is enough to see the artificial smile on the face of populice to lose any desire to see her again. I mean, that smile he saw once, when our house suddenly came the local policeman. Papule then heard the bell ring, fun ran to open it, opened the door and froze with a smile on his face, seeing at the door a man in a police uniform. Papule works Director in a fairly large private firm. And in the private sector as he used to say, always have to fear the authorities, the police and tax inspectors... So, the sight of a policeman papule haltingly began to ask, say, what do we owe and all that by continuing to keep the face the same smile glued. The policeman was suspicious, but explained that was the matter of the corpse under our window, which was discovered in the summer, when my family went on vacation.
- Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah! - yelled papule, starting to smile a normal smile. - You, comrade captain, on the question of the corpse under our window? Well, well! That's great! Please come in to the room, do you want some tea, some coffee...

Of course, I was terribly angry. However, it turned out that nothing I immediately began to spend all senilny stock. I had plenty left for later.

There are, of course, problems in communication, but I think it has to do not specifically with him, but with the huge difference in device brain men and women. Here does well at some points they can't understand each other. It is necessary to realize and try to accept it, not to become a complete feminist and man-hater. I guess I don't need men to love not for the fact that sometimes they seem terribly stupid and narrow-minded. It should be easy to regret. They are not to blame for the fact that they were born men.

"Friends," cried vanilla, - please do not relax! We now have a second contest: rehearsal Serega return home at four in the morning.
- You don't have to rehearse, - I said lightly. - I'm no rehearsal the first time gets into the eye.

In school they studied in the same class, and mummy never let paulke she has to write off. Only for money (this is a habit she's kept now). So paulica since childhood have learned to earn to buy knowledge. Papule, by the way, is not a fool, just his brains in the wrong direction has been directed, and in a normal school he was closely. And mummy, on the contrary went to school fine, then graduated from the Institute with honors, she helped further the role of Housewives.