Author of quotes: Alex Exler

People's court judge the people's control of traditional methods.

Kids! Yes take as much as you want! If only you were happy and healthy! Daddy only works for you-it was still good! You need the stopper to take a thousand! Need five hundred dollars — take five! Yes, even one hundred dollars — take it all! Get in the drawer under the computer and take!

Still, it is hard with these guys. While they are in the right direction will push the whole language to erase you.

— Before I married again, resolutely I say. — I'm afraid that there will be many disappointments.
— And do not worry — soothes the third Granny. — Disappointment will still be an order of magnitude more than you think. So relax and get ready for the inevitable.

Well, what other animal can stoop so low to pull the owner of the Slippers or fetch the newspaper?

Rubbing his feet - it's just a cat's process of obtaining food. But after a sweet cat ate, try to him to cuddle, I guarantee that you'll get a paw on the cheek, to not violate the process of digestion. And try to pet him just eat the poodle. This mutt You will obsunit and lick, and all because an idiot, a hypocrite and a suck-up.

Why do You think cats fight with dogs?! And because the cats think dogs are idiots, suck-up and the hypocrites, and the dog jealous of the cat's independence.

Daughter! - whined dad. - Maybe I'd better tell you - what have kids and computers you will study with somebody else?

"So," solemnly and loudly said vanilla - now young will be testing for compatibility in terms of living together. The test first - called "Stash". You know that in Russian villages women have their husbands take the salary...
Not only in Russian! - cried papule and immediately received from mamulki elbow. And quiet uncle Solomon, whom I always loved, for some reason began to cry.

What a way - to bring everything under some kind of database and to act exclusively under the influence of reason, not feelings? What we do in this sense, if we with them, can't make decisions?

"Ah," sighed mummy, - for every woman marriage is a Golden cage.
- Well, Mammy, do you have it in gold, said paulika, carefully send in your mouth have a side of toast baked with cheese. - Many other it is generally steel. And some even cast - iron.

- Well, - there papule lost his head and began to pull out from the pants belt - take off your pants! I'll show you how to father things to say!
- Many men who arrogantly said I would give ten years of his life only to see me without pants. And you want me to be here so soon and took?

Once is enough to see the artificial smile on the face of populice to lose any desire to see her again. I mean, that smile he saw once, when our house suddenly came the local policeman. Papule then heard the bell ring, fun ran to open it, opened the door and froze with a smile on his face, seeing at the door a man in a police uniform. Papule works Director in a fairly large private firm. And in the private sector as he used to say, always have to fear the authorities, the police and tax inspectors... So, the sight of a policeman papule haltingly began to ask, say, what do we owe and all that by continuing to keep the face the same smile glued. The policeman was suspicious, but explained that was the matter of the corpse under our window, which was discovered in the summer, when my family went on vacation.
- Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah! - yelled papule, starting to smile a normal smile. - You, comrade captain, on the question of the corpse under our window? Well, well! That's great! Please come in to the room, do you want some tea, some coffee...

Of course, I was terribly angry. However, it turned out that nothing I immediately began to spend all senilny stock. I had plenty left for later.