Character: Pavel Arkadyevich

So, more of the clown [Michael Jakovich] in my hotel will not! How is it you say? "On another loaf... Go fuck yourself - don't interfere!"

Maybe I'm a little bit cheated... it's not my fault the girls love me! You know what they say in Serbia: if an elephant is like the trunk does not belong to him.

As they say in Serbia - clever the ant is able even ass to lick.

- Pavel Abramovich, and what happens?
I was set up. Now for the investigation, I suspect. I'm off to Serbia!
- But you have an alibi.
No. I went out into the hallway to talk on the phone... and I was able to kill someone.
But if you leave, it will be very suspicious.
Sophia, I was in Russia not the first day. If I don't go South, I go North!

- Thump in the morning?
- In what sense?
- In any. From the bottle, from a glass.
- Something happened?
- Why in the Russian language there is no word "to bouhaniche"? I, for instance, now you have pouhazhivat would.

- What's wrong again?
Before we try... I have something to say and I think it will be fair. Recently I was with another guy. And...
- What? But wait, you were free. Dash, I came from Serbia, not from the fifteenth century. I don't care who you were, the main thing - that you're with me.

- Tell me, how did it happen that you became interested in the wife of the victim? A married woman.
- You know who are succubi? Succubi - demons of lust, which erode the will of men, using... Well, you know what they use.

Is that you have for caps? As the monkey from Aladdin. Now you're Abu, okay?

Love is a tricky thing.

Buy a million roses! And take them for himself.

They're not my friends. Me among them bad. The last time I had a good time among friends it was... it was home, in Belgrade, when I was 13 years old. In our neighborhood was nine-and there on the roof we were going around, chatting, laughing, Smoking. And I remember when my parents for cigarettes they just pushed. I sent them and all sorts of nasty things said. And went to the roof. There I sit, smoke, get angry. And then the siren starts alarming, airplanes fly. One, two. Start to bomb. And directly into my house. And you run home and hope: "not my parents". But in vain... So, cigarette saved my life. Since I don't smoke.

- It was two turtles. And one went in front and second rear. The one that came back, she was constantly trying to overtake the one that was in the front, but could not. And in one moment, the one that was in front, she stopped, and the one that came back, she overtook her and fell... into the abyss.
And what does it do?
- Well, I was there a little confused, so the meaning has changed. Look at the Serbian...
- Pash, I just wanted to apologize.
Well... that was the point of the parable that I am not vindictive and in General all people are good.

So, played 1% of the shares of the hotel. Drink till he passes out of one of the shareholders. Don't get up, not eat, not drink.
- A toast can be? We're not drunks...

Pasha, get up! The briefing started, we're already waiting for you.
- Listen, start without me and finish, probably without me. Seen two brilliant ideas in the morning.
If you don't get up in five minutes to lead everyone here.
- Tell me, please, were you born a bore or acquired these qualities in the course of life?