Character: Jerry "Daphne"

- Jerry, my boy, why are you such a pessimist? What will happen if all of a sudden? But if you will drive a truck? But if on the stock exchange will collapse? But if Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks? But if the Martians landed in Brooklyn?
- Joe... [Jerry saw detective Mulligan wears a badge]
- ... And if lake Michigan will come out of the banks?
- Please, don't look now, but our town is already flooded.

What instrument do you play?
- The double bass.
Oh, how exciting! You use a bow, or just tweak the strings?
Mostly, I spank him!

- When I was little, I often dreamt that I was left overnight in a candy store. You can eat! Alone with horns, eclairs, cakes...
- Keep yourself in hand.
- ... and cherry cake...
- Listen to me! No cakes, no cupcakes, we're on a diet!

- It's from him! ["Darling" reads a note]
Well!?
- Yes!
- Aaagh!
- He invites me to dine with him on his yacht. He will wait for me on the pier.
Well!?
- Yes!
- Daphne, she said, "Yes."
Oh, Josephine, just think, Dana, Kowalczyk, voiceless songstress - the millionaire on a yacht. If mommy finds out, she will be happy!
- I hope my mom will never know...

I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I wish I was dead. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. Girl...

- What do you want? My head on a platter?
- No, bass. If we hock that and my sax...
- You what? We barely swim, and you want to sell the paddle?

- If you are going to work for me, remember the service excludes time cards, vodka, and man!
Men?
- Oh, of that you can be calm.
- I'm under anesthesia I won't deal with them! Rough, hairy beasts! Some hands are worth! And because all of them have one thing on their minds!
- I would ask, miss, not to generalize!