Character: Friar Tuck



- For what? For Prince John? Sir knight, it is clear that you have not been to England for a long time and do not know what is going on here. Prince John with his barons ...
№ 422834   Added MegaMozg 10-07-2021 / 13:36
- Hold this, father.
- Rabbi!
It doesn't matter.
Thank you, your Majesty! Here's your knife.
- Sword!
It doesn't matter.
№ 347938   Added Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:59
- What is circumcision?
Oh, women be crazy...
- Then take a couple!
Quote Explanation: Friar tuck here, a Rabbi and offers the robbers to get circumcised.
№ 347920   Added Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:58
- Curse on your head! - suddenly exclaimed the singer, by accommodating these words to his horse. How dare you not to be silent in admiration and delight, tasteless, you animal, when my mouth poured a stream of harmonious sounds? Instead of having to put the ears back and listen to me with due seriousness, do you believe the head to the right and left and join my voice your, fake, and tuneless! Yes, but you're a female, and therefore, by nature stubborn, feisty, love to tease and contradict him. If I want you to go in one direction, you will go to another, you always do what should not do, and never do what you should do. You know I love you, hussy, and, since you're sure you want to change the owner. You, like all women, capricious, fickle, capricious and Flirty.
№ 303498   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2017 / 21:15