Movie: Robin hood men in tights (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)
- Oh, my Sheriff Gnilovsky! You were stabbed! How do you feel?..
- I'm dying, you fool!
Quote Explanation: The Sheriff stabbed with a sword.
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MegaMozg 22-01-2020 / 15:24
Tell everybody that before the sun goes down we'll have a wedding! Or hanging. In any case - have fun!
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MegaMozg 22-01-2020 / 15:21
But it's communion wine - it's only for the blessings! Although... wait, see how much it: trees, rocks, birds, squirrels - let's bless it all and get drunk!
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MegaMozg 22-01-2020 / 15:18
- Stop me if I'm wrong, but unless you have a mole on the other cheek?
- I have a mole!?
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MegaMozg 22-01-2020 / 15:15
- And now you can meet my friend will scarlet.
Is for short, my full name is will Scarlett O'hara Butler. We're from Georgia!
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MegaMozg 22-01-2020 / 15:12
This happy little bird left on your hand a happy little turd!
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MegaMozg 22-01-2020 / 15:08
The egg of a crow, blood of a chicken, a little blood, the eyeballs of a crocodile, the eggs of newt... Perhaps he was now a cum!
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MegaMozg 22-01-2020 / 15:06
- Blink! We have the lock stolen!
- That I feel I'm zasvetila...
Quote Explanation: Blink - blind.
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MegaMozg 22-01-2020 / 15:03
- If you promise not to kill Robin, I'll be doing the most unthinkable and heinous act...
- What is it?..
- I will marry you.
What? You will be mine?! You'll give yourself to me every night, and sometimes even after dinner?
Yes... But only body! You'll never win my heart, my mind and my soul...
Oh Yes, I respect Them... you can keep it.
Quote Explanation: Robin was trapped and about to be executed.
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MegaMozg 26-10-2018 / 09:02
- If you promise not to kill Robin, I'll be doing the most unthinkable and heinous act...
- What is it?..
- I will marry you.
What? You will be mine?! You'll give yourself to me every night, and sometimes even after dinner?
Yes... But only body! You'll never win my heart, my mind and my soul...
Oh Yes, I respect Them... you can keep it.
Quote Explanation: Robin was trapped and about to be executed.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 09:02
I will say a prayer for the new Latin. On Gospodin, ulysis nasius malitious. Aminos...
Quote Explanation: Funny shown the emergence of the Protestant Church in England
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 09:01
- We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of Merlin, the Sheriff's... [muffled laughter of the people around them] Merlin? Your name Merlin?
- Shut up! Shut up! Continue the ceremony, Abbot!
Well... Merlin!
Quote Explanation: Merlin is a traditional female name.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 09:01
The old man, the Sheriff took your woman! He carries her to the tower! He's gonna deflower her in the tower! [the cry of the Director behind the scenes] - get Ready for the scene of the fight!
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 09:01
It's not so bad... I was wrong... it's very bad...
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 09:00
- According to ancient tradition, if virgin wants to save the bomber from death, she takes his married. So it will be worse than death.
- Always wanted to marry a COP!
- I object!
- Who asked you?!
Quote Explanation: Witch the Toilet was saved from the gallows Sheriff Grilagem.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 09:00
