Movie: Robin hood men in tights (Robin Hood: Men in Tights). Page 1
It's good to be king...
- Your Majesty! what's wrong with you?
Is a bubble bath. Well relaxes. So guys let's. Damn, no, let's get, let's get out of here, come on.
Quote Explanation: Prince John is in the tub, which lowered the four trumpets that blow in servants creating a whirlpool. After his order they began to blow stronger.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 09:00
- Hold this, father.
- Rabbi!
It doesn't matter.
Thank you, your Majesty! Here's your knife.
- Sword!
It doesn't matter.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:59
- First decree I want to appoint a new Sheriff Grilagem his friend AP-Chi.
- A black Sheriff?!?
- He's black?
- And why not? In "blazing saddles" it worked!
Quote Explanation: This refers to another Brooks film, where the Sheriff has made the Negro, they say everything is going to be.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:59
Lord, give my Bonnie to me... BA-Dam! Thank God! Rot, you are my glosecki, gilchenok. Ugh! Escaped. But I here stoliczka managed to squeeze.
Quote Explanation: The Sheriff of Nottingham called Gnilovsky, and witch the Toilet praying for him and then he fell into bed with her through the roof after testing the catapult.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:59
Give me your ears and... How disgusting.
Quote Explanation: Said slang to be listened, but in the end the hero threw the severed ears.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:59
You do not want before you die-blindfold? Maybe one blindfold? A kiss?
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:58
- What do we need? A demonstration of power?
- On the contrary! At the moment we need the power of a demonstration!
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:58
- You can't kill the king the boar in the woods!
- ... you can't kill a boar in the Royal forest!
- He oleyl to kill a king's dare...
... he dared to kill a king's deer.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:58
- If you deliver bad news in the good... they may not be as bad?
- Bad news is good... I can do that. King Richard ran away. Haha. He's on his way. Cool. And he's threatening to cut your head off the Prince. Haha. Great right?!
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:58
I'm waiting for the man who will find the key to my... heart.
Quote Explanation: Lady Marion on chastity belt lock without a key.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:58
- How smart you broke the rope. Great shot!
Well... Actually, I was aiming at the executioner...
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MegaMozg 26-10-2018 / 08:58
- How smart you broke the rope. Great shot!
Well... Actually, I was aiming at the executioner...
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:58
- Call the fire Department!
- Fill! Pass the bucket!
- Well, there has to be another way of doing the scene!
- Right! Each time, shooting a film about Robin hood, they burn our village to the ground. Mel Brooks, leave us alone!
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MegaMozg 03-05-2017 / 14:22
Taxes are taxes, and the roads are the roads, and if there are no taxes - there are no roads. I coined!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:06
Queers?
- Nooo, we normal men. Just fun.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:06
