Character: The Sheriff Of Nottingham
- We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of Merlin, the Sheriff's... [muffled laughter of the people around them] Merlin? Your name Merlin?
- Shut up! Shut up! Continue the ceremony, Abbot!
Well... Merlin!
Quote Explanation: Merlin is a traditional female name.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 09:01
- You can't kill the king the boar in the woods!
- ... you can't kill a boar in the Royal forest!
- He oleyl to kill a king's dare...
... he dared to kill a king's deer.
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Viker 26-10-2018 / 08:58
- Locksley! I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!
Later, guy of Gisborne asks the Sheriff:
- Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe or...
Because a spoon is dull, you idiot. So sick!
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MegaMozg 14-05-2018 / 15:12
