Character: Gena (Gennady)

Deny fuck all the negative reports of content to people depending on age were afraid of either a heart attack or what? Babayki!

- Hurrah! More and more young men committed to higher education! Thank you to our armed forces!
Oh, shut up! What to do... Exams, bribes, army...
- It is true! And then five years from now no bastard will not be able to dig a trench full profile. The art will be lost as Heather honey!

- Hurrah! More and more freedoms granted to the workers whistle and baton! Will soon come into force a law allowing inspectors to remove machines not only rooms, but also mirrors, radio, wipers, wheels, and...
Yeah, and hats with pedestrians! Soon, only one room can be calm.
- For what?
- For the one ever to the foot of weight gain.

- Comrades! From January next year on the streets of Moscow and twenty-five large cities of Russia will be 800 posters on the work of the police! And this is only the beginning. The Billboard is the beginning. At queue advertising sword!
- And you still have to offer them to erect a monument to the unknown policeman, who did not take bribes! "Your name is unknown but your name is unclear."

- Comrade! Now the main task of scientists - to a list of useful products to meet the size of the public sector wages or pensions of the elderly! <...> And you have all there is... Not ashamed, comrade? Take the example of politicians! They are for your health very follow.
Yeah, I wish they at least a little for our next! But I have a feeling I have that the government does not feed us, but feeds!