TV show: Red arrow

Why to conceive a child so good and free? And then bring it to the people so dearly and painfully! At a decent school for the money to UNIVERSITY - also for money! Everywhere money, money...

- Hurrah! More and more young men committed to higher education! Thank you to our armed forces!
Oh, shut up! What to do... Exams, bribes, army...
- It is true! And then five years from now no bastard will not be able to dig a trench full profile. The art will be lost as Heather honey!

- Hello!
- Who are you?
- I... the fourth power!
- You are not the fourth power, and fifth wheel!
- In the cart of our country!

- I don't understand how you can make such irresponsible statements!
- What?
- We are talking about the Constitution!
- Oh, my God, who touched her? The President clearly said at the end of his second term he would appoint a receiver.
Wait, I'm reasonable! In the Constitution there is no such thing as a "receiver"!
- No? Toda he will have to stay for a third term in order not to violate the Constitution!

- Here again another dirty trick started. Now against freedom of speech. <...> the Deputy Commissioners still refused to show victims of the attacks. Understand Hryunov?
- Understand! Returned these... commissioners! I just don't understand: why all this? What?
- You know, the authorities consider that it is not necessary to show victims of the attacks so as not to upset people.
- That's it! And no need to show the people not to upset the government!

Long do I have to rake that the previous President in the country pile up? Who am I? Okay, never mind. The main thing here - the rise of people's welfare. So: who we included in this concept? The Cabinet of Ministers, deputies, or members of "United Russia"? It will be necessary to clarify.

The President said that we'll have a real multi-party system!
- Three, we have this portanote so much that's nowhere to put! Where not sunsya - everywhere "United Russia"!

- I as a scientist say that the President will build a post-industrial society.
- But you as a scientist of political scientist I want to ask: what is it?
How do I know? Although, you know, I guess, when the industrial build does not work, then go directly to the post-industrial.
So, all healthcare will be free?
- Well, why not? Health care be paid!
- Well, well! Let's make a deal: let it be at least some!

- Hurrah! More and more freedoms granted to the workers whistle and baton! Will soon come into force a law allowing inspectors to remove machines not only rooms, but also mirrors, radio, wipers, wheels, and...
Yeah, and hats with pedestrians! Soon, only one room can be calm.
- For what?
- For the one ever to the foot of weight gain.

- Hryunov, you do not love the employees of traffic police...
Why? Where did you get? I love how loved I kids these gifts make more than her!

Because as you know, half of crimes in Moscow are committed by the visiting criminals.
- And the other half of human rights violations by local security forces!

- Well, what if all of the methods of fighting crime, our police is fluent in only one?
- What?
- What? Checking passports!

- Yes with this image we anywhere! Even in the world's democratic society, at least in a United Europe!
- Here invented: "If you want to Europe - exhuming uncle Stepa".

- Comrades! From January next year on the streets of Moscow and twenty-five large cities of Russia will be 800 posters on the work of the police! And this is only the beginning. The Billboard is the beginning. At queue advertising sword!
- And you still have to offer them to erect a monument to the unknown policeman, who did not take bribes! "Your name is unknown but your name is unclear."