Character: Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Doubtfire



On a first date you should be inaccessible as mount Kilimanjaro. Why buy the cow, if you have the milk for free?
№ 335193   Added MegaMozg 26-07-2018 / 14:03
My husband didn't appreciate it...
- Poor thing! But you're not divorced because of this?
- No.
Sadly... Because marriage can be such a joy.
- Divorce too.
№ 335170   Added Viker 26-07-2018 / 11:58
Mr. Hilliard, you think this is funny?
I thought so... until this moment, but you showed how I was wrong. Thank you so much!
№ 335158   Added Viker 26-07-2018 / 11:57
Your honor, during these two months I have brought an apartment in order. I did repair and now it meets the needs of children. What you requested. I also work in shipping. I think I fulfilled your requirements and ahead of schedule. As for my behavior, I was in the heat of passion. From the moment of their birth, I'm just crazy for him went. Cost to hold them all. I'm tied to my children, sir. I love them with all my heart. And when I say that I can't be with them, can't see them every day when I say that - I just suffocate. I can't live without air and I can't live without them. Look, I'm ready for anything. I just want to be with them. I know I need it, sir. We have a common life. They mean everything to me. They need me as I need them. Please don't take my children with me. Thank you.
Quote Explanation: Speech at the meeting of the court regarding custody of children upon divorce.
№ 319169   Added MegaMozg 10-03-2018 / 11:06