Character: Nick. Page 1

In short, the fight then went. How can one fight to classical music? People once upon a time tried wrote.

- Mom, give 500 rubles in debt.
And the guitar of Peter the great you not give?

Damn Vova, why are such pictures?!

Always wanted to be a witness at the wedding: think - in the center of the action, and to marry is not necessary.

- Vova, you Cho vasche moron, huh? Why the heck are you in a bidet, then bulk?
- I-how did you know? I see 2 toilets.
- Cho? Did not guess?

What are you, a dog or something, so I walk with you?

Lera... she moves beautifully, finally can kapets... she's so... graceful, so delicate, so finally she squirms when curly her hand on the back is, well, I had two wishes: the first is curly hand break, and secondly, to be able to dance.

I don't hit girls. I generally do not beat anyone. In I was born a different person... But he would have clocked her.

- The teaching of light.
- And ignorance - shadow.

You know, that's precisely the moment when our Russian assholes stood in a row, I realized what a true friendship! Friendship is when you're utterly ready to answer for any school other!

If one holds another's hair over the toilet - it... somehow brings.

Well, I'm still serving. While that's che-che-che and cha-cha-cha I already know how to dance...

Better a bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush... and the crane is fucking beautiful!

- And you, Kolya, schmuck!
- Th is I suck!?
- As in the trenches turitsa - so together, how to fight - so apart?