Character: Patrick Verona. Page 2

We can agree on a minimum safe distance or do I need to demand an injunction?

Hi. How's it going?
- Finish another day in Paradise.
- Listen, about what happened the other day. Just wanted to apologize. No need to rummage in your bag or puncture your foot.
- Do not worry. But let's stay away from each other. The doctor said that it would heal faster if my life will be less crazy. [leaves]
Madness? I'm not crazy. Yes, I'm talking to myself - a sign of genius.

Now's your chance.
- At. Awesome.
Oh, come on. You want me to kiss you.
Soloist - Yes, you - no.

Looking for me?
Yeah, if you're a female toilet.

- I got something to show you.
Be careful, it on the verge of sexual domagatelstva.
- Oh, over the edge? Obviously I'm not trying hard enough. [removes his jacket] Same shirt.
Wow, two identical things. Very soon you will read.

- Tell me something sincere.
I don't like peas.

No, I'm not in prison, I am not familiar with Marilyn Manson and not sleeping with someone from the Spice Girls!.. It seems...

- You can't buy me a guitar every time you piss me off!
- Yes, but there is also drums, bass guitar... and someday I maybe will give you a tambourine!..

- Hey, gorgeous. How's it going?
You smell like a pig. How about you?
Is a way to attract male attention?
Is the purpose of my life. Think you're ready, so, as you can see, it worked.
(Hey, girly, how are you?
- Sweat like a pig, and you?
- A good way to arouse the interest guys!
Is the purpose of my life, the world again became clear to me!)