Character: Arlene



Once, when I was at Princeton, I received in the mail a box of pencils. The pencils were dark green with the words "RICHARD DARLING, I LOVE YOU! PUCCI", made in gold letters. It was Arlene (I called her Putsy). Well, it was nice, I love it too, but - you know how absent-minded and usually leave pencils everywhere: show Professor Wigner the formula or something and leave on his Desk a pencil. In those days, the additional tools we had, so I didn't want the pencils lay idle. I brought out the bathroom, a razor blade and cut off one of the pencil inscription to see if I will be able to use them. The next morning I receive a letter. It starts like this: "WHAT a THOUGHT: TRY to CUT WITH the PENCIL NAME?" Next: "aren't you proud of the fact that I love you?" Then: "WHAT do YOU care WHAT OTHER people THINK?"
№ 297635   Added MegaMozg 15-08-2017 / 19:30
The thing is that if you love someone and then lose him, no matter how it happened, because it did not return. And the void inside you, and pain, whether you're ready or not.
7 Season 5 Series
№ 177613   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 19:35
Im only your pictures need, and nothing more.
- Ourselves - our paintings.
№ 85800   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 15:08
- Women - Slayer. Take the mantis. The female after the act of love bite off their partner's head.
- A typical remark of a person who considered the car a continuation of his dick.
- And people in General continuation of the vagina. Goal!
- At least we are not such pigs and always you clean.
- Why such anger? Critical days?
- Yes, of course, the girl was able to be angry only with menstruation. Limited brains.
- What really hurts? Goal!
- America biased. A simple example: the wedding gifts that the bride and groom awarded. Everything for the kitchen only to brides.
- Small fee for years of feeding the lazy husband.
- Even so? Then tell me, why is the guy walking with a girl, she needs to slow down? It then the speed will not increase. Who said that being slow is better? On the contrary... Better go fast, this is useful for health. Goal!
But we don't start the war.
- I wish we had more Affairs in bed, we would settle down.
Whether you are in bed posusney, we would go forward.
- You then easy. Where the guy don't touch, he was all nice. And a woman is like looking for a needle in a haystack. You crevices the word "sex", and if you do come down, I believe that this event. We easier. Ready to dive for ostriconi at any time. We give pleasure, we lack selfishness.
- You - sex chauvinist!
- Yes, it is. And you, too!
- Here and there!
- Do you like Nelson ***llah, who believed that only white can be racist. FYI, prejudice is at all: whites, blacks, women, men. Goal!
- You cheated, I didn't watch the game.
Mel:
We like table footballers. Spinning, spinning, and in the heart of the steel needle.
№ 27580   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 07:51