Movie: 100 girls in lift (100 Girls)
I can't live without you. I sit on a strict diet together with you! I won't buy a red sports car when I'm forty! Let your parents visit as much as necessary, even if your mommy is a witch! The nursing home will not face them ever! Let them live with us! I'm going to fart only in exceptional cases and only under the quilt, for sure!
I promise meekly to separate the protein from the yolk as suggested in a fashion magazine and to understand the complexity of the wash without boiling! I'm not going to puff, and if you've powder and primping at the mirror!
If cats are your passion, I would never say that a dog will save the sinking, and the cat - no! I will gladly watch it with you movie like "Runaway bride" or" Twilight"! I'll eat anything you cook, even though I hated eggnog!
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MegaMozg 28-07-2017 / 19:21
- I - Matt. I came to find your wonderful vision. I love you as nobody loved! Without you I'm as lonely as a stray dog on the roadside! When's your Birthday?! I bought you soft toys! We'll be together to shop and cook together! If when Parking you will drive on the curb, I swear, I'm not going to make jokes about it! I will learn to wash the toilet every week, and if you want - he will change! Soccer I strike out of your vocabulary! I love you!
Quote Explanation: Matt told how he was looking for his goddess. This speech was my Sistine chapel, his ninth Symphony, his "citizen Kane". For the success of Matt's words must have been convincing sermons of Martin Luther king. Oshelomitelnyy shots of Dennis Rodman. He used all sorts of nice: destiny, spiritual unity, the yearning..."
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MegaMozg 28-07-2017 / 19:18
You know, I recently read that phrase about vologodina Jesus means to walk along the beach really interested?! Maybe Jesus never did miracles? And we are of errors in translation sensationalized.
The main confusion lies in the fact that He loves us. But podlyanki us loved not to be stingy.
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MegaMozg 28-07-2017 / 19:15
I love women! Love the emerald lake their eyes! Lips! Love how they smile! Yawn! Eat! Their skin is so soft from ears to toes solid velvet!
Women's skin awakens in man Magellan, inspires his hands on a marvelous discovery. Their tummies are driving me crazy! Moreover, it is almost the only part of the female body, which is very easy to see naked, belly alludes to other delights. So close, but unattainable. The woman sexually attractive. The triangle between her legs, like a pointer: "There, aim there!" and following with his eyes the graceful curve of the waist, you inevitably find the eyes of a Golden sphere, topped by nipples. Divine perfection is manifested in the details. The nipple is the greatest masterpiece of the Creator.
Quote Explanation: The text for the film starring Dora, a freak in College.
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MegaMozg 28-07-2017 / 19:12
No need to kiss me! And it seems that you can't look at me. Look in the eyes, think about us, focus.
"I did it second time in my life. And was now able to articulate why guys love sex: these are moments of certainty that you're not worse, and maybe better than other men. The velvet lubricant tells you you're on the right track! Just do it right.
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MegaMozg 28-07-2017 / 19:09
And I thought, no one cried, even in the coffin: "in Vain I got laid a lot!" We made love not like the movies, everything in life is different."
- No, no, not there!
- Something to do with him! Ball, "Ben WA" there's not overlooked?!
- No, not so! Let me guide you. There are no on-screen prettiness. We loved each other with a laugh. With a fart of air, compressed our bodies. Patty was a good teacher.
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MegaMozg 28-07-2017 / 19:06
I must have lost self-control. Patty once again began to flirt... And I gave up! Later I tried to find a rational explanation: let's say I decided to gain experience. Suddenly God created such women especially to sexually deprived idiots like me can practice. At that moment, she didn't seem like a whore. It was the sweet voice of temptation.
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MegaMozg 28-07-2017 / 19:03
- I abruptly!
- Abruptly?! This is a very bad symptom. I read that every sixth thinks he's cool. Turns out the world's one billion cool? It does not happen, you know? If all guys are good - means there were no cool! See for yourself: the slope of the advocate and the press and TV.
It has become a commodity.
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MegaMozg 28-07-2017 / 18:18
- I have my own theory. This style of shopping. There are wiser women: they can go to the store, circling around something, but the purchase will not do. They learn self-restraint. And we go to the store only knowing exactly what we need. Exactly the same approach we have to the bed.
- Yes, in fact your theory is correct.
- It's not just about sex - you just have more responsibility! The point is, the fact is that the world is ruled by women. But the funny thing about this situation is that women in key positions and not visible. They operate guerrilla methods. Men do not admit them to the helm of power to fear: and suddenly they will take a place on Olympus?!
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MegaMozg 28-07-2017 / 18:15
I was no better Kind, but finally found her voice at gatherings of feminists.
- In relations is not clearly marked rules: each side believes itself right and the deceived. Maybe that's why men and women have accumulated so much resentment on each other. These rules exist! Strict rules imposed by the contemporary Patriarchy of Western civilization!
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MegaMozg 28-07-2017 / 18:12
I'll read your horoscope for every day. I save all the greeting cards you send. And I'll write you real letters, if we break up. I will never think that you should know where I put the car keys... And never leave socks on the floor. With me you will always find the cap on the toothpaste on the spot.
I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste.
Quote Explanation: A Declaration of love to the stranger.
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MegaMozg 26-07-2017 / 17:54
And you understand if she would reject you, all other girls will seem like a compromise. You live with the idea that you're not worthy ideal. That's why I don't talk to pretty women her level. Afraid to make sure that I'm so bad that I shall never wear a ring the winner on his twenty-first finger.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 19:20
She was the best neighbor girls.
Here is proof that the woman is the pillar of society.
She always did the right thing. It was a kind of virgin-Thrifty appeal, and these girls are scaring! Such acquaint with mom... even worse... To be getting married! And it replaces your mother.
She clothes you, feeds, leaves notes under the breadbox with the tasks for the day.
It is dangerous, because it is easy to fall in love, but you understand that we agree only on a solid, average level.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:32
Good from afar but far from good.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:06
On your favorite male looks special. He's like a child's birthday. The woman for him as a welcome gift. He hurries to see what kind of treasure there...
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 21:38
