Character: Eddie Valiant

- Why put in a flow
A walking joke?
He's a comedian class
Just for you
Oh, he'll shock you!
I don't sing the verse,
I'm a detective, not a poet!
Words searched
But... but got stuck...
- We soon Hello!
- Thank you!

Anything a rat trap!
Nice booby trap!

Come on, cheers! [hands Roger a glass of Bourbon]
No, we're not, I'm done with it.
- Drink, I say. Wants. Wants.
I don't want to drink! No. Don't want to!
- Does not want. Do not want! Do not want!
I want it! Want! Once I said I want, so want!

- Ah, then! So you at any moment could throw off the clutches of bracelets!
- No, not any! The effect would be not the same.
- You mean to tell me that you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?
- No, not at any time. Only when it was funny.

- And you ladies ' man!
- Requests in my order, but the possibility of disappoint.
- The lady's man?
- My problem is I got a 50-year-old lust in a 3-year-old dinky.

Calm down, you're not the first wife behind playing in the "Ladushki".
Take comfort, son. You're not the first man whose wife played patty-cake on him.

- What is it? [at the sight of the bustling Marvin Acme]
Mr. Acme is a passionate fan of Jessica.
- He is a fan of bunnies?
- What's with him?
- Mr. Acme never misses a night when Jessica performs.
- Got a thing for rabbits?

Drinking for the scribblers! Pencil them all in the ear...
Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning?

- Get after doing a bundle of sweet carrots.
- Used to communicate with the rabbits...
- Let's call the other 50 a carrot to finish the job.
- You've been hanging around rabbits too long.

What do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?
- If it is fun then dear.
How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?
Only there's no business like it, no business I know.

- I have a heart suit.
- That was a broken heart, you need to have it.

Do you know how hard it is to live with a woman with my appearance.
Do you know how hard it is to live a man with my appearance and to look at how the woman lives with your appearance.