Character: Irancell



- Why is boots not been cleaned!?
- (both look at each other and watching the toes of his boots. Says Jankel) You are not affected.
- What!? Why do you have boots not been cleaned!?! I'm asking...
- Shoe Polish over, sir major!
And I don't care!
- I was saying.
9 Series
№ 384313   Added MegaMozg 12-12-2019 / 18:40
- Still or it is unclear?! Jankel, how many fingers on the hand of a soldier? Irancell, how many fingers on the foot soldier? No peeking! Ask a leading question: how many hands this soldier?
- That knocks the bastard.
- Smolka, six periscopes for everyone!
3 Series
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- Yeah, Grancel!
- I am, sir, major!
Answer, what is your favorite team?
- Yes, sir, major!
- Well done! (turns to Drunkely) And yours?
- "To drink", sir major!
What? You fools!
1 Series
№ 384165   Added MegaMozg 11-12-2019 / 09:54
- The name!
Of grancel, sir major!
- The name!
Of grancel, sir major!
- [examines both] what are You, brothers?
- [both in unison] no, sir, namesakes!
1 Series
№ 384164   Added MegaMozg 11-12-2019 / 09:53