Character: Logan Sanders (Logic)



- Virgil, your turn!
- Oh, my God, is it worth it? So many changes... and I barely managed to say my name.
- No, no. You don't have to. I just thought...
- Well, actually I did have one idea, but, uh... she's still not finalized. So...
- Come on. If you don't like, you can always change back.
- Well, but before that, I have to admit that... [turns to his "new"] I really like the purple.
- [Patton enthusiastically screams]
- What a view!
- Yes, it's cool!
- You okay, Payton?
- I get excited.
- Let's just say it's a jacket.
- It's amazing! You seem more anxious than before!
- Oh, well...
- No, no. If this is what you wanted, then... you got what you wanted! Who needs the faculty at Hogwarts, if you have your hog-delicious style!
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- Listen, Mr. Duke, I'm clueless. Just... tell me who you are.
- Oh! I is your imagination!
- N-no. It's... it's a novel.
Yeah. And I do too.
What?
The novel is kind of like Netflix... movies for family viewing. It is the option that you choose to... uh...
- To block all juicy!
- Do not use the word "juicy" in this sense!
Juicy ass?..
Worse still...
- Yes, your... your fifth point should stay in your pants where it belongs.
- Why did you suppress your imagination, Thomas!
I'm sorry I don't see the creative impulse in the words "onion booty"!
- STOP it, Thomas! There are different types of imagination!
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