Character: Princess Fiona

When I was a kid, I was bewitched by a witch. Every night I get like that. An ugly monster. I was locked in a tower to wait for the betrothed, which would save me. I have to marry Lord Farquad before sunset until he sees me... such.
- Okay, okay, don't cry. It's not that bad. You're not that scary. Well, I mean, I'm not going to lie, you're scary, but only at night! And Shrek around the clock!