Cartoon: Shrek (Shrek)
When I was a kid, I was bewitched by a witch. Every night I get like that. An ugly monster. I was locked in a tower to wait for the betrothed, which would save me. I have to marry Lord Farquad before sunset until he sees me... such.
- Okay, okay, don't cry. It's not that bad. You're not that scary. Well, I mean, I'm not going to lie, you're scary, but only at night! And Shrek around the clock!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2021 / 22:39
Do not move! My dragon cocked! I'm desperate donkey!
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MegaMozg 03-08-2020 / 05:27
I was strong and life was,
As the light from the glass.
So now why live I?
It's simple: you came into my world.
Broke the throne. After graduating from the feast,
Among the fragments sing Hallelujah.
Hallelujah, Hallelujah,
Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
Quote Explanation: Poetic translation: Igor Kitaev. This song is performed by Rufus Wainwright (Rufus Wainwright) is known as the soundtrack to the animated film "Shrek". Originally written and sang Leonard Cohen.
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MegaMozg 03-08-2020 / 05:24
And of course, what a knight without a noble Trotter?
- Heard it all? I noble Trotter! I am a stallion!
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MegaMozg 03-08-2020 / 00:45
Oh, I can't feel my toes. I have no toes!
Quote Explanation: Donkey panics
1 Season
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:20
- So where is this fire-breathing animal?
Inside. Waiting for us to rescue her.
- I meant the dragon, Shrek.
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:19
- Remove dead girl from the table! The dead girl has no place here!
- Where are we to put it? The bed's already occupied.
Quote Explanation: when Lord Farquaad has rounded up all the fabulous people on the swamp of Shrek
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:18
- Fu, Shrek, did you succumb?! Hey, at least you warn before you podstolice! My mouth was open and everything!
- Believe me, donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead!
Quote Explanation: the moment when the heroes came to the castle
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:17
Cool. Okay, you go deal with the dragon, I'll handle the stairs. I find her and I sure she will kick your ass! Those stairs won't know which way they go. I am the tamer of stairs!
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:16
- Wait a minute. Where are we going? Out - there!
- I need to save another animal.
Quote Explanation: Shrek meant Donkey
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:15
- Hey, Princess!
- It talks?!
Yeah. Nothing to back it up.
Quote Explanation: Fiona surprised that talking Donkey, when Shrek wants Donkey fell silent.
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:14
- M, very tasty! Simply amazing! What is it?
- Soren rat. On the spit.
- Oh, really?... Here is vkusnotischa!
And stew them nothing. You know, I hate to brag, but my stew is legendary.
- Yes, tomorrow I do not feed...
Well... maybe sometime you Can come visit me in the evening? I will be treated to fame: the soup from toads or eyes... but you never know!
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MegaMozg 03-08-2017 / 00:03
They judge me before they find out. That's why I'm better off alone.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 09:38
I think I need a hug.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:26
Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:26
