Character: Donkey
When I was a kid, I was bewitched by a witch. Every night I get like that. An ugly monster. I was locked in a tower to wait for the betrothed, which would save me. I have to marry Lord Farquad before sunset until he sees me... such.
- Okay, okay, don't cry. It's not that bad. You're not that scary. Well, I mean, I'm not going to lie, you're scary, but only at night! And Shrek around the clock!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2021 / 22:39
- I want to get out of here! You have no right to keep us here! Why didn't they read my rights to me?! You have to say that I have the right to remain silent!
- DONKEY! To remain silent - you have the right, but do you have enough strength for this?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2021 / 22:48
Do not move! My dragon cocked! I'm desperate donkey!
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MegaMozg 03-08-2020 / 05:27
And of course, what a knight without a noble Trotter?
- Heard it all? I noble Trotter! I am a stallion!
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MegaMozg 03-08-2020 / 00:45
- What are you, Shrek? This is choral singing. Here it is necessary to sing chorus.
Well, not really.
- Please! For the sake of our friendship!
- Since when our friendship made me do things I don't want to?
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MegaMozg 20-12-2019 / 21:14
Toad. And yet you took out.
Quote Explanation: The fairy godmother transformed Harold into a toad, and Donkey decided to recall, as the king did not like Shrek
2 Season
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:23
I'm sorry, but the vacant place is boring already taken. Come On, Shrek.
Quote Explanation: Donkey is not happy about the fact that puss in boots wants to go with them.
2 Season
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:22
Oh, I can't feel my toes. I have no toes!
Quote Explanation: Donkey panics
1 Season
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:20
- So where is this fire-breathing animal?
Inside. Waiting for us to rescue her.
- I meant the dragon, Shrek.
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:19
- Fu, Shrek, did you succumb?! Hey, at least you warn before you podstolice! My mouth was open and everything!
- Believe me, donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead!
Quote Explanation: the moment when the heroes came to the castle
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:17
Cool. Okay, you go deal with the dragon, I'll handle the stairs. I find her and I sure she will kick your ass! Those stairs won't know which way they go. I am the tamer of stairs!
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:16
- Hey, Princess!
- It talks?!
Yeah. Nothing to back it up.
Quote Explanation: Fiona surprised that talking Donkey, when Shrek wants Donkey fell silent.
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MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 21:14
- Just tell her exactly what you told me: you're her husband and you came from an alternate reality.
- And can I even tell her that you're married to a fire-breathing dragon? And you have little cracolici mutants?
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 12:15
I think I need a hug.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:26
- It's my turn. Now will you shut up and listen to! You used to push around me, humiliated, in a penny do not put my efforts or slighted or pushed.
- Yeah? Well, if I'm such a bitch, why am I here?
- Just is the debt of friendship is to forgive all grievances.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 18:04
