Cartoon: Shrek 4 (Shrek Forever After)

Fiona, wait! Kiss me!
What?!
Otherwise you comrades not to save!
- Let me pass!
And once you believe that all problems can be solved with a kiss.
[kiss]
- I do not understand. Something doesn't add up... true love's Kiss was supposed to fix it!
- Yes, I said the same thing. Only from that tower I don't love you pulled, and I myself! I saved myself! Do you still not understand? It's all fiction, stories!
Fiona, don't say that! It's all true!
- And how would you know?! You grew up under the castle in dragon's lair? He lived alone in this nightmarish tower? You cried myself to sleep every night because your true love has not appeared?
- But... I... Your true love...
- Then where have you been when I needed?..

A stack of freshly made waffles in the woods. Isn't that a little suspicious?

- Just tell her exactly what you told me: you're her husband and you came from an alternate reality.
- And can I even tell her that you're married to a fire-breathing dragon? And you have little cracolici mutants?

And what day should I give?
I don't know. Any day from your past, when you had a cold. Or lost a dog... Or when some asshole stuck his nose where it is not necessary and tore you a deal of a lifetime!!!.. [Breaks plate]
- ?
- Well I was wrong, for example.

- What's the rush?
- Anywhere.
Oh, I'm going there too.

I don't appreciate all is not yet lost...

Oh, bouncy kitty! Shrek, let's leave it for yourself?

You know, I always thought that I rescued you from the dragon's lair.
- And I was.
- No... you saved me.

You know what the perfect date? Today I had the chance to fall in love with you again.

- You're a walking Katastrofa!
- You Slothrop!

Where's the shame? I also cry all the time! Every time I think about my grandma or little kittens or like a grandma kissing a baby kitten or tiny Granny kitten... a teary-eyed ash horror!

- Donkey, I'm not vylezhu?
- What? No, no! And eye don't care how big, Tomcat, doesn't work.. (the cat does his super eyes).. Aah... well!

Oh, look, an inflatable cat, Shrek, let's leave it!