Character: father uncle Flora

- Where are we going? Buttermilk because trains do not go, and with buses in the winter disruptions.
- And our "Zaporozhets" what?
- Oh, - said the Pope - is a retarded car. He was immediately obsolete was invented. This avocado not to drive, and for repair designed.

- It is necessary that the house and dogs and cats and friends a bag. And there are all sorts of hide and seek-pratelli. That's when the children and will not disappear.
- Then the parents will begin to disappear.

- Oh, what a joy! There, on TV, some uncle with a big mustache on your mom flowers presented!
- I have this uncle with big ears ears would pootkrutil!
- I'll show it to you. Here it is, this insidious type of civil appearance!

- Hello! Guess who I am?
Admiral. Ivan Fedorovich Kruzenshtern - man and the boat!

Strange you have some kind of adjustment table - circles!
Is not a table. That they have all the cobwebs overgrown. Because they're not talking. They have every pot the table. On the stove even.

- Nowadays the main decoration of the table?
- Flowers!
- Bone!
TV! And you have it web shows.

- Well, that sled dogs are, that's what I heard. But to males driving is too much.
- Driving and postmen, have you seen?
- Nothing, nothing. Winter roads and weather is already driving academics meet. He saw.

His village better. He doesn't have a... evening dresses.

- So! Choose: me or the cat!
- Well, I'll choose! I've been acquainted with you, and this cat I've ever seen!

- Well, you yourself think, what is this cat good for?
- Well, why must the good? What, for example, the benefits of this picture on the wall?
- From this picture on the wall a very big advantage - it is a hole in the wall-blocking!
- Well, that... And the cat will use. He can catch the mice.
- We have no mice!
- And we have!