Author of quotes: Eduard Uspensky

- And we don't need knowledge! - decided honey Bunny Lisette, krotenok COP and badger Philip. We Indians let's go!
Cranks! If they knew, how much knowledge you need to have a modern Indian, they would be quickly trampled in the opposite direction.

Mom grumbles that I never brooms in hands do not take. And I'm doing the right thing: we have a vacuum cleaner. On the broom to go.

- What a nasty remark, the Professor said Dummies.
Why?
- Have to explain.
- Maybe not necessary - suggested Marina Rubinov.
Now the surprised Professor:
Why?
- Have to understand.

- Do you have any more questions?
"Yes," Mike answered.
- So leave them to themselves.
Why?
Because I have no more answers. Over.

The ball says:
- Aunt Tamara must be a Trustee. So the elections are supposed to. This face everywhere with the Deputy goes and the Deputy of the good words said. I could such a person become.
- You know, the Ball, says Roger, if you to shave and curl as it should, still it will not turn you face. You dog-faced and rushing.

- House of friendship? - ed the storekeeper. Well, that is another matter. Then I'll give you nails. So be it, take it! Only I'll give you curved nails. Is?
- Go! - happy Cheburashka. - Thank you very much. Then let me too at the same time and bent a hammer!
- Bent the hammer? - surprised the storekeeper. - Why?
- How - why? To hammer bent nails!

You know, Mike, the Professor said Dummies, I do not cease to admire you. How long I have know you all understand. But the most interesting that you got it all wrong.

Sylvester to answer the phone can not. He is very busy. It is on the stove.

If love is gone, do you even play the guitar, though the balalaika, though the trumpet - nothing happens.

Frosts are expected, turning into a flood. Expected earthquake, resulting in a solar Eclipse. Sometimes snow, sometimes hail, sometimes sour grapes.

And the mushrooms that you have? - asks Ivanov-oglu.
- And - answers Pechkin. - We on the way to the birch grove to run, there's always aspen grow.
It is wrong, - says Ivanov-oglu, - the disorder. In the birch grove birch needs to grow.
- It may be agreed Pechkin. - Only in our Prostokvashino spawn order was not.

If we are to give will not, have not the house will be, and the communal apartment. Quarrelsome.

We do not cannon any that we target. You Ivanova-oglu aim.

Thank you, Roger, you home is not destroyed!