Character: Maurice Moss

Better strap in tight ears, Roy, because they are waiting for the most awesome ride of their lives!

Sometimes I wanna kiss your mind, Roy!

Moss, I don't like to criticize, but... everything you invent is worthless.
Ah, that's right. Then get ready to spread those words with mustard, because you will soon eat that with a piece of humility, which I'll bake in the oven of shame at the temperature of "egg you on".

- And you love the theater?
- Never been there. But I've always liked the idea of the theatre. The whole world - only the noise of the theater, in it women and men - all of nothing. I often think that if it had not engaged in computers, would go to the theater.
- But you did not see any play?
- No.
- Why?
I'm not interested.

- Sometimes you need to think that will change if you kill yourself.
- You're right. I should just kill myself.

Look, the nature of the things that is happening has changed... slightly. It is much more interesting than the renders. Someday I will tell my kids about it.

Look, I know what this place looks like a dump, but actually it is a sensitive ecosystem.

- Can I ask you a few questions? How can you two live like this?
- "How can you two"... [Googles]
- Don't Google the question, moss!

- Sorry, but I didn't know you as a frequenter of restaurants.
- I go out to restaurants. Why can't I be a visitor to the restaurant?.. Doshirak? [holds out a box of pasta]

Two eyes. This is the best number of eyes.

- How did you know about this site? [Dating site]
- I am a registered user.
Really? Do you do these things for singles?
- I thirty-two year old sysadmin who works in the basement. Yes, I do these things for singles.

It's the new Harry Potter. I bought a version for children and for adults to check that the text makes no distinction.

I'm the head of this Department!
I thought I...

We are all here for them goblins.
- Yes! If the world existed the cave of the goblins, we would have worked.