TV series: Computer scientists (The IT Crowd)

And then, you know, she roared. All mascara is running... I like the Joker parted.

- Question 39. When was the last time you did exercises?
The last time I exercised was never.

- You're wrong, Roy. You don't know any other people.
- You know, enough. People - what a bunch of bastards.

I'm not a window cleaner, I work with Windows!

... call phone...
- Hello, tech support. Have you tried to disable and re-enable?

- I'll appoint You to it, because you wrote in the summary that you have a lot of experience with computers.
- I wrote in my summary, Yes. I have extensive experience working with all these... uh... computer things... well, You know... e-mail... to send e-mail, make e-mail, delete e-mail... um... I could go on and on...
- Go ahead.
- Web, use the mouse, the mouse to use the mouse, clicking, double-clicking, the computer screen, well, of course, the keyboard and... the thing that goes on the floor...
- Hard disk.
- Exactly!

- You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. Will not shoot a policeman then steal his helmet. Not going to shit in his helmet. And then send it to the disconsolate widow. And won't steal it again. Downloading films is stealing. If you do this, the consequences are inevitable.
These pirated videos are killing me.

- Sorry for your loss.
Thank you.
- It will not handle to lose. And much worse... if you Want a pen? I have an extra.
- No, thank you.
- Please, take it.
- Why do I handle?
I don't know... in Order to comfort you.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to You... the Internet!
- OOO... OO
- Only ask - no photos - and you'll break it.
Ladies and gentlemen. If this box something happens, the world as we know it, into chaos. Planes will fall from the sky like stones, society would break to pieces like a paper napkin... the Primitive human instinct to survive at any cost will lead to terrible violence... And so please, no flash photography.

Better strap in tight ears, Roy, because they are waiting for the most awesome ride of their lives!

Sometimes I wanna kiss your mind, Roy!

- Hello, it Department.
Hello. Something is wrong with my computer.
- Have you tried to turn it off and turn it on again?
- Exactly! Thank you.

- Are you independent?
- Yes, I'm a loner, you're right. I'm just... lonely loner on a lonely road... Alone.

Moss, I don't like to criticize, but... everything you invent is worthless.
Ah, that's right. Then get ready to spread those words with mustard, because you will soon eat that with a piece of humility, which I'll bake in the oven of shame at the temperature of "egg you on".