Character: Jen Barber
- I'll appoint You to it, because you wrote in the summary that you have a lot of experience with computers.
- I wrote in my summary, Yes. I have extensive experience working with all these... uh... computer things... well, You know... e-mail... to send e-mail, make e-mail, delete e-mail... um... I could go on and on...
- Go ahead.
- Web, use the mouse, the mouse to use the mouse, clicking, double-clicking, the computer screen, well, of course, the keyboard and... the thing that goes on the floor...
- Hard disk.
- Exactly!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 08:51
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to You... the Internet!
- OOO... OO
- Only ask - no photos - and you'll break it.
Ladies and gentlemen. If this box something happens, the world as we know it, into chaos. Planes will fall from the sky like stones, society would break to pieces like a paper napkin... the Primitive human instinct to survive at any cost will lead to terrible violence... And so please, no flash photography.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:23
I think it's bullshit.
With all due respect, John, but I head. the I. T. Department... My Department in good standing... If you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet. So please in any case do it.
- [laughter]
- This is no joke, you can break the Internet!
- You don't meet a heterosexual man who read "Glamour".
- What, is he gay? Just because he is reading "Glamour"?
Well... or blue, or a woman of twenty-odd.
- And you love the theater?
- Never been there. But I've always liked the idea of the theatre. The whole world - only the noise of the theater, in it women and men - all of nothing. I often think that if it had not engaged in computers, would go to the theater.
- But you did not see any play?
- No.
- Why?
I'm not interested.
- Can I ask you a few questions? How can you two live like this?
- "How can you two"... [Googles]
- Don't Google the question, moss!
- Sorry, but I didn't know you as a frequenter of restaurants.
- I go out to restaurants. Why can't I be a visitor to the restaurant?.. Doshirak? [holds out a box of pasta]
- We are more than able to take care of themselves.
- Of course, of course... you know You're covered in blood?
